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 Paul Lynde - “Kids, What's the matter with kids today”
 Paul Lynde - “When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.”
 Paul Lynde - “The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.”
 Paul Lynde - “The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.”
 Paul Lynde - “The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.”
 Paul Lynde - “Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.”
 Paul Lynde - “Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate”
 Paul Lynde - “Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.”
 Paul Lynde - “My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.”
 Paul Lynde - “My sisters said, Why do you make those faces You make yourself so ugly.”
 Paul Lynde - “My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.”
 Paul Lynde - “My following is straight. I'm so glad.”
 Paul Lynde - “My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.”
 Paul Lynde - “Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.”
 Paul Lynde - “Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.”
 Paul Lynde - “It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.”
 Paul Lynde - “If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.”
 Paul Lynde - “If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.”
 Paul Lynde - “I'm Liberace without a piano.”
 Paul Lynde - “I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”
 Paul Lynde - “I was obsessed with being rich and famous.”
 Paul Lynde - “I think basically an actor is a salesman.”
 Paul Lynde - “I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.”
 Paul Lynde - “I laughed all the way through Love Story.”
 Paul Lynde - “I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.”

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