We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.
The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing imaginable.
Laughter is regional a smile extends over the whole face.
Women eat while they are talking men talk while they are eating.
Monkeys are superior to men in this when a monkey looks in a mirror, he sees a monkey.
The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his talons.
The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.
Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.
The flower in the vase still smiles, but no longer laughs.
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul and thus it may be looked on as weakness in the composition of human nature.
Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind.