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Mark Twain Quotes

Author and Humorist Nov 30, 1835 - Apr 21, 1910 Read full biography
Mark Twain Mark Twain
All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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Put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket.

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Get you facts first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

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If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.

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It's better to stay silent and look a fool, rather than speak and remove all doubt.

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No public interest is anything other or nobler than a massed accumulation of private interests.

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If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there.

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When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.

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