Mark Twain Quotes

Author and Humorist Nov 30, 1835 - Apr 21, 1910 Read full biography
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It's better to stay silent and look a fool, rather than speak and remove all doubt.

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It is not best that we all should think alike, it is differences of opinion that make horse races.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

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Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

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Always obey your parents - when they are present.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anyone.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Be good and you will be lonely.

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...It is hard to overestimate how far a man can go in America if he looks good on a horse.

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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

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How empty is theory in presence of fact

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The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

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To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler and less trouble.

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Fame is a vapor popularity an accident the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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