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Mark Twain Quotes

Author and Humorist Nov 30, 1835 - Apr 21, 1910 Read full biography
Mark Twain Mark Twain
How empty is theory in presence of fact

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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There is no humor in heaven.

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There is nothing sadder than a young pessimist.

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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

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History does not repeat itself. But it does rhyme.

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If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be a Christian.

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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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