Mark Twain Quotes

Author and Humorist Nov 30, 1835 - Apr 21, 1910 Read full biography
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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History does not repeat itself. But it does rhyme.

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Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial we.

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Tonight I appear for the first time before a Boston audience -- 4000 critics.

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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after they get out.

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Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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Such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down on the doctor's bills like everything.

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The more I get to know about lawyers, the more I'm in favor of hangin'.

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You can't pray a lie.

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If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact.

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