The morals of today are the immorals of yesterday, the creeds of tomorrow.
Doing all we can to promote our friend's happiness is better than to continually drink to his prosperity.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
Satiety is a mongrel that barks at the heels of plenty.
Show me one who boasts continually of his openness, and I will show you one who conceals much.
Man proposes, woman forecloses.
Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.
The Green-Eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.
To control a man a woman must first control herself.
Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.
Matrimonially speaking, a bridle for the tongue is better than a rein for the heart.
When a woman gives more attention to her dinner than to the clever man beside her, she furnishes conclusive evidence that she has more than half covered her century run.
It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.
Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
Smiles are the souls kisses.
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
A multi-millionaire's sins may cause one woman to apply for legal redress, but there is absolutely no depth of moral blackness that will deter some other woman from consenting to replace her.
Every man has two personalities the one he reveals to women, the other to men.
We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish.
Between flattery and admiration there often flows a river of contempt.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
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