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Neil Simon Quotes

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

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New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

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It looks different when you're sober. I thought I had twice as much furniture.

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If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

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