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Ogden Nash Quotes

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Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Home is heaven and orgies are vileBut you need an orgy, once in a while.

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Senescence begins And middle age ends, The day your descendents, Outnumber your friends.

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Discretion is the better part of virtue, Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals

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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.

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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

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There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but Im afraid its heading in the wrong direction.

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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

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Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility

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