Kids, What's the matter with kids today
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces You make yourself so ugly.
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.