Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart Take my arms Take my lips' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If you can laugh together, you can work together. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A compliment is verbal sunshine. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time' - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If those scientists are so smart, why do they all count backward - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal - Robert Orben Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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