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Robin Williams Quotes

If you masturbated with your left hand, would it be like being touched by a retarded person

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

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We men are driven to meet Miss Right . . . or at least Miss Right Now.

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The brightest light has gone out. We will forever celebrate her loving spirit.

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You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out.

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His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

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The brightest light has gone out.

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I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

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Reality What a concept

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What's right is what's left when everything is wrong.

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Carpe per diem - seize the check.

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We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in our area.

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But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

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Politics Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

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