If you masturbated with your left hand, would it be like being touched by a retarded person - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants You go, girl - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me' - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
What's right is what's left when everything is wrong. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
We wanted a name that was fun and different and something people would remember. Foundation board member Betty McCain suggested Winter Solstice, and we went with that. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you- when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
on Michael Jackson Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The brightest light has gone out. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt He's not a macy's day float Bring him down it's time for elections - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Reality What a concept - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Politics Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, Back up, I don't know how big this gets. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party' - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
About his body hair I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, 'I'm in here when you're walking around like that' - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The brightest light has gone out. We will forever celebrate her loving spirit. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
We men are driven to meet Miss Right . . . or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Vernon Jordan, Civil Rights Leader, Dies at 85