S. J. Perelman Quotes

The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

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He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

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A case of the tail dogging the wag.

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You've a sharp tongue in your head, Mr Essick. Look out it doesn't cut your throat.

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I've got Bright's disease and he's got mine.

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