Samuel Goldwyn

We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

No agency is better than its account executives.

Include me out.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

Why should people pay good money to go out and see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

I never liked you, and I always will.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for All you do is change the words.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

Let's have some new cliches.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.