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 Johnny Vegas - “I want to be buried with Monkey. The thought of anybody else working with him would be too much.”
 Fear Vegas - “The difference between the right word and the nearly right word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug.”
 Fear Vegas - “He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”
 Fear Vegas - “Jesus, where will it end How low do you have to stoop in this country to become president”
 Fear Vegas - “we can't stop here this is bat country.If we're ever going to get out of here alive, we're going to need some golf shoes.When speeding past a law enforcement officer it is neccessary to accelerate. When he pulls out behind you and turns on his lgihts, it is neccessary to turn on you blinker. This will confuse him, however it is to let him know you are looking for an appropriate place to pull over and talk.This town loves a drunk.”
 Johnny Vegas - “You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.”
 Johnny Vegas - “With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.”
 Johnny Vegas - “We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.”
 Johnny Vegas - “We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.”
 Johnny Vegas - “Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.”
 Johnny Vegas - “There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.”
 Johnny Vegas - “The fun is being able to have a show that you can do but then always being able to look out for that opportunity to do something different.”
 Johnny Vegas - “My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.”
 Johnny Vegas - “My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.”
 Johnny Vegas - “It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.”
 Johnny Vegas - “If I see somebody visually challenged, I won't purposefully focus in on them unless they call me names, and then I'll call them back.”
 Johnny Vegas - “If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I use very few muscles at the best of times.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I get all kinds of ages, it really does range from silly drunk old men to silly drunk young lads. And the same goes for the females.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.”
 Johnny Vegas - “I actually enjoy being heckled it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.”

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