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Will Rogers Quotes

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.

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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

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I don't make jokes - I just watch the government and report the facts.

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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law and every time they make a law it's a joke.

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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

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Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.

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Liberty doesnt work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

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We'd all vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

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The English should give Ireland home rule -- and reserve the motion picture rights.

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

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You can't say civilizations don't advance...in every war they kill you in a new way.

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You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.

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It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

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The best doctor is the veterinarian. He cant ask his patients what is the matter hes got to just know.

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