If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How's the President - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I don't make jokes - I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law and every time they make a law it's a joke. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Liberty doesnt work as well in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Never let yesterday use up too much of today. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
We'd all vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The English should give Ireland home rule -- and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law And every time they make a law, it's a joke - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You can't say civilizations don't advance...in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The best doctor is the veterinarian. He cant ask his patients what is the matter hes got to just know. - Will Rogers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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