William Geist Quotes

The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way or captured by crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman.

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New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train.

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Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

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Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.

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Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an excuse me. Typical.

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George, a camel, stepped on the foot of a Rockette six sheep came off the elevator as three kings bearing gifts got on human Christmas trees bumped into eight maids-a-milking at the water cooler and an elf came down with the flu.

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Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

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