If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Is knowledge knowable If not, how do we know this - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf wont get much sleep. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy, take Highway Love, and you'll get there. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Marriage is the death of hope. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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