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Woody Allen Quotes

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.

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Is knowledge knowable If not, how do we know this

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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf wont get much sleep.

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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it's all over much too soon.

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It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.

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The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

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Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage.

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