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Woody Allen Quotes

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

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I've gained no insight, no mellowing. I would make the same mistakes again.

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My brain Thats my second favourite organ.

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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I think any boycott is wrong, ... Boycotts were exactly what the Germans were doing against the Jews.

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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.

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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

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