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Woody Allen Quotes

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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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I am very attached to this watch. My grandfather sold it to me when he was dying.

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I am two with nature.

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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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