Comedian Quotes

Comedian

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

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You know what I hate Indian givers... no, I take that back.

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But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.

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I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

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I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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How many people here have telekenetic powers Raise my hand.

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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

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I didn't really want to be a comedian.

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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one.

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Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

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