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Comedian Quotes

Comedian

Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do.

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His eyes so dim, so wasted each limb, that, heedless of grammar, they all cried, that's him

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He won't, won't he Then bring me my boots.

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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

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I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

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Ron White may be a little vulgar, but he's an all-around good comedian.

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I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

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It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

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