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Comedian Quotes

Comedian

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

- W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

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I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

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If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.

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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

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I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

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The whole world is out of step, apart from me.

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