Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, were adopted by the kids as much as they were by us. - Harpo Marx Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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How many people here have telekenetic powers Raise my hand. - Emo Philips Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I wouldn't say I'm a method actor. I do research when I feel I don't have enough experience for the part I'm playing. - Tim Robbins Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Threescore years and ten is enough if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb. - Josh Billings Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers. - P. J. O'Rourke Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. - Chris Farley Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro. - Billy Crystal Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I started a big part of my career in Vegas. - Louie Anderson Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. - W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I'm not really a writer, so my main problem always is finding the writing talent to write something of the caliber that you would like to do. - Rowan Atkinson Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. - Don Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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To bring up a child in the way he should go - travel that way yourself. - Josh Billings Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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There's something about Marxism that brings out warts the only kind of growth this economic system encourages. - P. J. O'Rourke Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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