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Comedian Quotes

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But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.

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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement

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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.

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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon.

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We became Morris and Morecambe. This partnership did not last long, however.

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Things really began to move for us. In 1953 I could afford to marry Doreen.

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Of course I've done musicals here in London.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear.

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It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

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If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.

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You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.

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I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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What a nice night for an evening.

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It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

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