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Comedian Quotes

Comedian

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

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There's huge, massive mother ships going up to the Yukon. They've been filmed and are on video.

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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

- W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- Groucho Marx Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

We became Morris and Morecambe. This partnership did not last long, however.

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I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

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It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child.

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In the fall of 1943 we brought home our second son, whom we named Alexander.

- Harpo Marx Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

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If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.

- Lawrence Korb Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.

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I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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There's one more terrifying fact about old people I'm going to be one soon.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

- Mitch Hedberg Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

In 1944 James Arthur and Minnie Susan were added to the Marx household.

- Harpo Marx Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes