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Comedian Quotes

Comedian

Interplay and interaction are the integral parts of music - they're as important as the notes.

- John McLaughlin Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position

- Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too

- Stephen Wright Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

- Steve Martin Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

- Rodney Dangerfield Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

- Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

- Les Dawson Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat.

- Lance Morrow. Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

- Milton Berle Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off.

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Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.

- Fred Willard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

- Dick Gregory Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

- Will Durst Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

- George Burns Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

To know is to control.

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