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I find Indian music very funky. I mean it's very soulful, with their own kind of blues. But it's the only other school on the planet that develops improvisation to the high degree that you find in jazz music. So we have a lot of common ground.

- John McLaughlin Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Interplay and interaction are the integral parts of music - they're as important as the notes.

- John McLaughlin Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

- Joan Rivers Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position

- Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too

- Stephen Wright Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

- Steve Martin Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

- Rodney Dangerfield Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

- Robin Williams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

- Les Dawson Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat.

- Lance Morrow. Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

- Milton Berle Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian for its part in everything-but the moment you enjoy what you're doing, you try to express yourself, to find your way, and every time is different, of course.

- Cecilia Bartoli Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off.

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Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.

- Fred Willard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

- Dick Gregory Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

- Will Durst Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

- Ellen DeGeneres Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy today they peer beyond the seven seas, bury themselves waist deep in tidings, and by and large what they see and hear makes them unutterably sad.

- E. B. White Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

- George Burns Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

To know is to control.

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The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.

- Paul Reubens Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes