He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides.
I hesitate to get into the gutter with this guy.
I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.
Never get caught acting.
The great and recurrent question about abroad is, is it worth getting there
It ain't the water cooler that's getting you out.
Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.
The pressure of getting an order right is greater than sinking a putt.
It is very difficult to get up resentment towards persons whom one has never seen.
I won't quit until I get run over by a truck, a producer or a critic.
I want to get out with my greatness intact.
You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together.
When anything gets freed, a zest goes round the world.
The older one gets in this profession, the more people there are with whom one would never work again.
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes. . . . Keep hope alive.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
When the going gets tough, let the tough get going.
I am one of those people who just can't help getting a kick out of life -- event when it's a kick in the teeth.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Tell the truth or trump -- but get the trick.
Any writer worth the name is always getting into one thing or getting out of another thing.