I don't even believe in Jebus... Save me Jebus
AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do.
Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
We have roots here,Homer. We have friends and library cards asasas Bartasasasas lawyer is here
Homer, I donasasasat want to leave Springfield. Iasasasave dug myself into a happy little rut here and Iasasasam not about to hoist myself out of it
Aah Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees Bad Ow. Oww Oh, they're defending themselves somehow
Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria
When the house is on fire When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe, D'oh
Flanders I think we hit something. Homer I hope it's Flanders
Marge, donasasasat discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Itasasasas what separates us from the animals asasas except the weasel
You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox
Come on Milhouse, thereasasasas no such thing as a soul Itasasasas just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
Marge Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T
Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key
Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV
Oh, so they have internet on computers now
Where is Bart, anyway His dinner is getting all cold and eaten