Simpson Quotes

Simpson

Marge Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

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Mmmm...Forbidden donut.

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key

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Oh, so they have internet on computers now

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AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do.

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Aah Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees Bad Ow. Oww Oh, they're defending themselves somehow

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Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

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Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something

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Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast

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I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T

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