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I was on a ski lift with another person ... no one I knew ... and he didn't say a word until we were half way up the mountain ... then he said, 'I haven't been skiing in ten years.' I said, 'How come' He said, 'I was in jail.' I didn't say anything. He said, 'You wanna know why' I said, 'Not really.' He said, 'I'll tell you anyway ... I was jailed for pushing a complete stranger off a ferris wheel.' I said, 'Oh yeah, I remember you.'

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I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, 'It's free with purchase.' I asked her if anyone bought anything today.

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I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went 'Aaaaahhhh...'

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I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, 'Have you got anything I'd like' Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, 'Extra medium.'

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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.

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I have a map of the United States ... actual size. It says, 'Scale 1 mile 1 mile' I spent last summer folding it.

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I had amnesia once or twice.

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That inward eye Which is the bliss of solitude.

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Soft is the music that would charm forever The flower of sweetest smell is shy and lowly.

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Babylon, Learned and wise, hath perished utterly, Nor leaves her speech one word to aid the sigh That would lament her.

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May no rude hand deface it, And its forlorn hic jacet

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Men are we, and must grieve when even the shade Of that which once was great is passed away.

- William Wordsworth Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Who, doomed to go in company with Pain And Fear and Bloodshed,miserable train Turns his necessity to glorious gain.

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And 't is my faith, that every flower Enjoys the air it breathes.

- William Wordsworth Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I would say to bishops, and to all men in authority, we should have an interest in carrying on this work. We should labor to get the Spirit of God. It is our right, our privilege, and our duty to call upon the Lord, that the vision of our mind may be opened, so that we may see and understand the day and age in which we are living. It is your privilege, and mine too, to know the mind and will of the Lord concerning our duties, and if we fail to seek after this, we neglect to magnify our calling.

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Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

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Mothlike in mists, scintillant in the minute brilliance of cloudless days, with broad bellying sails they glide to the wind tossing green water from their sharp prows while over them the crew crawls.

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Some temptations are so great it takes great courage to yield to them.

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Organismic awareness is what we on the Ego Level ordinarily, but clumsily, refer to as seeing, touching, tasting, smelling and hearing. But in its very purest form, this 'sensual awareness' is nonsymbolic, nonconceptual, momentary consciousness. Organismic awareness is awareness of the Present only you can't taste the past, smell the past, see the past, touch the past, or hear the past. Neither can you taste, smell, see, touch or hear the future. In other words, organismic consciousness is properly timeless, and being timeless, it is essentially spaceless. Just as organismic awareness knows no past or future, it knows no inside or outside, no self or other. Thus pure organismic consciousness participates fully in the nondual awareness called Absolute Subjectivity.

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All the past we leave behind We debouch upon a newer, mightier world, varied world, Fresh and strong the world we seize, world of labor and the march, Pioneers O Pioneers

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Calvin Medically speaking. That's love..... Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties

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If a man goes to work in the right spirit, work is no hardship.

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Put First Things First These four words cover an entire philosophy which can be applied with profit by every business leader, by every executive and by every employee.

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What we need in this country today is more courage and more belief in the things that we have.

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It's just a matter of time before we're late.

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