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Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food

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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from

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I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes ...

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I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'We're surrounded.'

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I had my coat hangers spayed.

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Sweetest melodies Are those that are by distance made more sweet.

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The intellectual power, through words and things, Went sounding on a dim and perilous way

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There 's something in a flying horse, There 's something in a huge balloon.

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The gentle Lady married to the Moor, And heavenly Una with her milk-white lamb.

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Shalt show us how divine a thing A woman may be made.

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The bane of all that dread the Devil.

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Controls them and subdues, transmutes, bereaves Of their bad influence, and their good receives.

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Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very heaven

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I exist as I am, that is enough.

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