Alcohol

The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Hey Who took the cork off my lunch

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As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

- Thomas Alva Edison Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.

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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I'm having a good time.

- Lady Nancy Astor Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I never drink water that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

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There's no doubt in my mind drugs and alcohol are a huge problem. But how do we do this kind of thing Who's going to pay for it

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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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A staggering 63 percent of Americans say that addiction to alcohol or other drugs has had an impact on them at some point in their lives.

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Any combination of alcohol and gasoline is very unforgiving of water.

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Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.

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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

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Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.

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Drunkeness is temporary suicide the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

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When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.

- Al Capone Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

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As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.

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The underage drinker is not only at fault, but there is an adult behind that. If they're drinking underage (they're) breaking the law and whoever provided that alcohol is breaking the law.

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I pray thee let me and my fellow have A haire of the dog that bit us last night.

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Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage.

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Claret is the liquor for boys port for men but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.

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