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Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Hey Who took the cork off my lunch

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As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

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Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.

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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I'm having a good time.

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I never drink water that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

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Any combination of alcohol and gasoline is very unforgiving of water.

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Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.

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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

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Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.

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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

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I pray thee let me and my fellow have A haire of the dog that bit us last night.

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Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage.

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Claret is the liquor for boys port for men but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.

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