A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20 Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals Now did the Lord say, First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. - Monty Python Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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This morning, shortly after 11 oclock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy. - Monty Python Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water. - W. C. Fields Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got 'Full House,' it was, like, wow, he's playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in 'Full House.' - Bob Saget Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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For me, it really first has to be a good story and be funny. If you're doing sincere comedy, the edgy stuff kind of happens on its own. - Aaron McGruder Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy. - Desi Arnaz Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. - Gilda Radner Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range. - Bobby Darin Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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He used this great, sad, motionless face to suggest various related things a one-track mind near the track's end of pure insanity mulish imperturbability under the wildest of circumstances how dead a human being can get and still be alive ... - James Agee Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it. - Bob Saget Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The difference between tragedy and comedy Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. - Aaron Allston Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I just thought here is comedy, here is tragedy. That is the way life is. I just tried to do it true to life. - Billy Wilder Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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It's an attempt to do speaking opera. What I'm doing can work against the melodrama and the music, and parody the melodrama. In the love scenes, the men are picked up by the women the men are swept off their feet so I can get a lot of comedy from it. It's a comedy of opposition. - Lee Breuer Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I did theater before I got into TV and everything I did was serious, so it was definitely fun for me to pull out those chops, ... I definitely wanted to do a movie that just wasn't comedy. - Amanda Bynes Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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The gusto of one, the indignation of the other the challenge of the one party, the response of the other the eloquence and the comedy, the passion and the issues were ours-no other country can provide them. - Theodore White Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. - Angela Carter Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy... It's a tightrope to stay true to the character, true to the irony, and allow the irony to happen. - Ben Kingsley Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I would love to do a comedy. The primary thing is complexity. The reason I play so many dark characters is because there is room for the unexpected. - Billy Zane Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Equally unexpected was the comedy writing Emmy that went to Jim Valley and show creator Mitchell Hurwitz for an episode of Arrested Development. ... We'd be remiss if we didn't point out that you've twice rewarded us for something people won't watch. - Mitchell Hurwitz Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I watch a lot of news shows and I love Nick at Night, and the Comedy Channel. - Bea Arthur Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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It can flip on a dime from being almost farce-like to being quite serious and then back. That's what a lot of us like. I would say it's a comedy more than a drama. But then there are some episodes that are coming up that are straight drama. - Aidan Quinn Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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Tragedy is a close-up comedy, a long shot. - Buster Keaton Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy. We want to show a bit of everything that happens in Glasgow's comedy community. - Alan Anderson Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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The comedy shows have gotten into political satire, and it's been an increasingly important way that some segments of the world get their news. For that reason, the political satire shows look hard for material that comes from the news. Sometimes they don't have to look very hard, like today. - Andrew Kohut Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up. - Denis Norden Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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