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Funerals Quotes

Funerals

A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

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The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.

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If you never have, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

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There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

- George Bernard Shaw Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.

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The first step is always to succeed in becoming surprised to notice that there is something funny going on.

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MAUSOLEUM, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich.

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She's a nut.

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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