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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

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It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

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Politeness, n The most acceptable hypocrisy.

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Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes.

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Each of us is carving a stone, erecting a column, or cutting a piece of stained glass in the construction of something much bigger than ourselves.

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The whole of science, and one is tempted to think the whole of the life of any thinking man, is trying to come to terms with the relationship between yourself and the natural world. Why are you here, and how do you fit in, and what's it all about.

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

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The great teams find a way to win.

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In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.

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You can't believe the government - on anything. And you especially can't believe them when they're talking about important stuff.

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God created man, but I could do better.

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There is no turning back.

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I'm proud to say I've never been anybody's lapdog.

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Goodness comes out of people who bask in the sun, as it does out of a sweet apple roasted before the fire.

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Health food makes me sick.

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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

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I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

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The real good teams and the real great teams find a way to win.

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Venezuela has changed forever.

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I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

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Once the herd starts moving in one direction, it's very hard to turn it, even slightly.

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A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he set out, will have condemned himself to second-hand thoughts and to second-rate friends.

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