A jolly old sow once lived in a sty. And three little piggies had she, And she waddled about, saying, “Umph! Umph! Umph!” While the little ones said, “Wee Wee!” – “My dear little brothers,” said one of the brats, “My dear little piggies,” said he, “Let us all for the future say, ‘Umph! Umph! […]