Allan Sherman Quotes

A “Normal” person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, “Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray.”

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we’ll have some fun If it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivey He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning Last night after dinner All the counselors hate the waiters And the […]