When Mom and Dad have visitors they like to show me off. They ask me to recite a poem and you know that I’ll cough. When they ask me to sing a song, you can make a bet, That I’ll begin again and in between will say, “Aw, I forget.” I know that they are […]

A man among children will be long a child, a child among men will be soon a man.

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.

Every child has a right to be well fed and well led.

One woman will brag about her children, while another complains about hers; they could probably swap children without swapping tunes.

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.

We childproof our homes, but they keep getting in.

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to return to a time when life was simple When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn’t bother you, because you didn’t […]

A child is a gift that comes through you to the world; it can never be owned.

My outer child is holding my inner-adult hostage.