Anonymous Quotes

The path is long, Let us walk together. The times are different, Let us help each other. The way is joyful, Let us share it. As life opens before us, Let us begin.

It’s a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim.

If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves, and truth in your mind, you not only benefit by their presence but also bring them to others, to your family and friends, and to all those whose destiny draws across your path that day.

If they don’t want us to drink and drive, why do you have to have a driver’s license to buy beer?

It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.

Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. […]

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

History flows forward on rivers of beer.

Beer: Nature’s laxative.

A six pack a day keeps the shakes away!