Anonymous Quotes

The path is long, Let us walk together. The times are different, Let us help each other. The way is joyful, Let us share it. As life opens before us, Let us begin.

It’s a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim.

If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves, and truth in your mind, you not only benefit by their presence but also bring them to others, to your family and friends, and to all those whose destiny draws across your path that day.

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!

There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.

Remember “I”! before “E”, except in Budweiser.

Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.

To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe’s Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make a beer.