Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

History flows forward on rivers of beer.

Beer: Nature’s laxative.

A six pack a day keeps the shakes away!

Beer. If you can’t taste it, why bother!

Champagne costs too much, Whiskey’s too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it’s better to order a beer!

Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer.

Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I’d take the nothing.

Beer contains Vitamin Pee.