Anonymous Quotes

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.

Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.

Trying to understand modern art is like trying to follow the plot in a bowl of alphabet soup.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.

May your life be like arithmetic-joys added, sorrow subtracted, friends multiplied, love undivided.

Whoever fears to submit any question to the test of free discussion, loves his own opinion more than the truth.

When a man uses profanity to support an argument, it indicates that either the man or the argument is weak – probably both.

Don’t argue with someone whose neck is bigger than your head.