Anonymous Quotes

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.

Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.

Trying to understand modern art is like trying to follow the plot in a bowl of alphabet soup.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.

May your life be like arithmetic-joys added, sorrow subtracted, friends multiplied, love undivided.

A single fact can spoil a good argument.

My mother and father fought constantly. If it wasn’t me arguing with him, it was me bickering with her.

The goal of an argument should be progress, not victory.