It’s surprising how many people unselfishly give up their own work to tell you how to do yours.
Anonymous Quotes
Never give advice. A wise man won’t need it. A fool won’t heed it.
Never give advice – sell it.
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand.
Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer but wish we didn’t.
Advice is like cooking – you should try it first before you feed it to others.
Advice is never appreciated. If it turns out well, the recipient thinks it was his own idea; and if it turns out badly, he eternally blames the giver.
He who has a thing to sell, And goes and wishes in a well, Will not as likely get the dollars, As he who climbs a tree and hollars.
Truth in advertising? Then it wouldn’t be advertising!
When trade grew slack, and notes fell due, The merchant’s face grew long and blue; His dreams were troubled through the night With sheriff bailiffs all in sight. At this his wife unto him said “Rise up at once, get out of bed, And get your paper, ink, and pen, And advertise to all good […]
