All you need to start an insane asylum is an empty room and the right type of people.

In the old days, crazy meant something, now days, everyone is crazy.

I just want to know how people with multiple personalities fill out their census papers.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

You never know what makes some people tick until they begin to unwind.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now. t-shirt.

There is, in fact, a difference between crazy and insane. A crazy person will walk down the street shooting people. An insane person will do it in a clown suit.