Every honest man secretly welcomes a press agent.
Anonymous Quotes
I admire the person in charge of this organization. He is an artist at saying nothing out of both sides of his face.
There are no degrees of honesty.
Somebody who starts a sentence with, “I’m going to be perfectly honest with you,” probably isn’t.
Honest people are easily deceived.
The actions taken by the New Hampshire Episcopalians are an affront to Christians everywhere. I am just thankful that the church’s founder, Henry VIII, and his wife Catherine of Aragon, and his wife Anne Boleyn, and his wife Jane Seymour, and his wife Anne of Cleves, and his wife Katherine Howard, and his wife Catherine […]
Sometimes I feel that I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body – which actually works out pretty well.
Always leave home with a tender goodbye and loving words. They may be the last.
The number of accidents in the home is rising; people aren’t spending enough time there to know their way around.
Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier.