Seconds count – especially when dieting.
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Some women would be more spic if they had less span.
The best way to lose weight is to eat all you want of everything you don’t like.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
I misplaced my dictionary. Now I’m at a loss for words.
Sometimes you can’t look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don’t know how to spell it.
Mussolini is a man possible only in a country that has no appreciation of real acting.
The devil is alive and doing well because he has so many damned helpers. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)
There is nothing in this planet’s history, biblical or otherwise, or knowledge from any source, that remotely alludes to the possibility that the poor devil ever stole a pin or killed a living soul. In fact, he never killed a fly, or hurt a single individual, man or beast. He never lost his temper, told […]
