I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Anonymous Quotes
Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.
No man has been thoroughly decent to more than one woman.
By art and deceit men live half a year; and by deceit and art the other half.
Beware of anyone who says they are manufacturing antiques.
You can’t fool all of the people all of the time – but it isn’t necessary.
Jack ran so long and ran so fast, No wonder he ran out at last; He ran in debt – and then to pay, He distanced all, and ran away.
I have discovered the philosophers stone, that turns everything into gold: it is, “Pay as you go.”
Forgetfulness, n.: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
