Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.
The decision doesn’t have to be logical, it was unanimous.
No man has been thoroughly decent to more than one woman.
By art and deceit men live half a year; and by deceit and art the other half.
Beware of anyone who says they are manufacturing antiques.
You can’t fool all of the people all of the time – but it isn’t necessary.
Jack ran so long and ran so fast, No wonder he ran out at last; He ran in debt – and then to pay, He distanced all, and ran away.
I have discovered the philosophers stone, that turns everything into gold: it is, “Pay as you go.”
Forgetfulness, n.: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
