Arlo Guthrie Quotes

You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he’s really sick and they won’t take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they’re both faggots and they won’t take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people […]

If you ask a conservative whether he’d like a liberal or conservative amount of freedom, everyone becomes a liberal. If you ask a liberal whether she wants a conservative or liberal amount of government intrusion into our private affairs, everyone becomes a conservative.

Mooses come walking over the hill; Mooses come walking, they rarely stand still. When mooses come walking they go where they will, When mooses come walking over the hill. Mooses look into your window at night: They look to the left, they look to the right; The mooses are smiling, they think it’s a zoo, […]