Benny Hill Quotes

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

That’s what show business is – sincere insincerity.