Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Benny Hill Quotes
I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
That’s what show business is – sincere insincerity.