Bill Cosby Quotes

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes

Men – you think you’re kings of your castle? Go buy new paint for the living room without talking to your wife. See what happens.

My wife and I have five children; the reason we have five children is because we do not want six.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. ‘Do you help your mother clean up the house?’ I asked one girl of seven. ‘No,’ she sweetly replied, ‘I help make the mess.’ It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.’

I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.

It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.