Bill Cosby Quotes

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes

Men – you think you’re kings of your castle? Go buy new paint for the living room without talking to your wife. See what happens.

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. ‘Do you help your mother clean up the house?’ I asked one girl of seven. ‘No,’ she sweetly replied, ‘I help make the mess.’ It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.’

My wife and I have five children; the reason we have five children is because we do not want six.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.

It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.