Bill Hicks Quotes

See, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CD’s and burn ’em. Cause you know what? The musicians who made […]

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs. You don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth – I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a […]

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake, It’s like God, on the seventh day, looked down on his creation and said, ‘There it is. My creation. Perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest – Oh my me. I left fucking pot everywhere. I should never have […]

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It’s kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant. “Hey Jackie, just thinking of John.” – ” I did that joke in Alabama, and these three rednecks […]