Bill Maher Quotes

The word “problematic” to me is problematic. I don’t like that word. I don’t like a lot of these weasel words. Problematic. That’s such a cheap way to be enlightened, to find something that’s problematic, probably because somebody did it years ago, when everybody was okay with it, and if you were around then you […]

Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k’s because 3 would be too obvious.

America is the only country in the world that’s still in the business of making bombs that can end the world and TV shows that make it seem like a good idea.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

False hope really makes you cynical.

Having the Pentagon attacked is a red flag, not a red herring. The flag does not get redder or realer than that. With all due respect to the poor souls who didn’t deserve to die in New York, a successful breaching of America’s defense core – speaking from reason and not sentiment – should be […]

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

We did a show last night about God and religion with Dave Foley, who I love, and we were arguing against this one woman who had a book called I Like Being Catholic. Someone said, ‘Oh, boy, a lot of atheists on this panel.’ I said, ‘I’m not an atheist. There’s a really big difference […]

After World War II, Americans started treating gasoline as if it were a necessary element for sustaining life, like air and water and television. We preach about capitalism and the beauty of unfettered market forces determining price – but not when it comes to gas. When it comes to gas, we need it cheap, and […]