Billy Connolly Quotes

Do what you think you should be doing. You’re usually right.

I love Australia. It’s a beautiful country and … the treasure it has is its optimism.

Now I’m a showbiz personality I pick my nose with a silver spoon.

Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.

That’s it! That’s the noise I want to make! (statement when he saw Pete Seeger on TV playing banjo)